Tag Archive | Reading

America Deserves a Trump Presidency

A supporter once called out, “Governor Stevenson, all thinking people are for you!” And Adlai Stevenson answered, “That’s not enough. I need a majority.”                                    –Scott Simon A panoply of emotions are acceptable regarding the outcome of the 2016 election–dread, anger, sadness–but one thing that you are not allowed to feel is surprise. If you’re […]

“I like to read but it makes me sleepy” Claims Lying Woman Who Doesn’t Like To Read

Galloway, NJ– Slightly ashamed of not being an intellectual, but not wanting to actually do anything about it, Kelly Frick of Galloway, New Jersey told friends that the reason why she doesn’t read is because “it makes her sleepy,” a claim that is “an outright lie” according to sources close to the administrative assistant.    […]