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“May You Live In Interesting Times” Says Creepy Chinese Man Before Entering Voting Booth

HAIGHT, MI- Violent clashes with police and the National Guard erupted for the fourth night in a row in the former United States on Saturday, leaving thousands dead and hundreds injured. The chaos comes amid reports that a creepy Chinese man delivered a curse upon the American people on Tuesday before entering the voting booth. […]

Thousands Of Couples Try To Conceive A Child Moments After Watching Hurricane Sandy Footage

  UNITED STATES– Even with the consequences staring them right in the face, thousands of couples across the United States tried to conceive a child just moments after viewing the devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy on the nightly news. “Anyone who doubts that climate change is real has now unquestionably been proven wrong,” said John […]