Tag Archive | Central Park

50,000 People Run 26.2 Miles Despite Having Access To Cars, Trains, and Buses

NEW YORK CITY– An estimated fifty-thousand people from seventy different countries ran through all five boroughs of New York City on Sunday, despite the fact that cars, trains, and buses exist. The misguided mob met at the foot of the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge in Staten Island and didn’t stop running until they reached Central Park hours […]

An E-Mail To My Stepsister, Olivia, Regarding The 2006 Remake Of King Kong

  Olivia,   I’m going to make a fruitless attempt to try to put into words how horrible of a film King Kong was, but before I do, I want to write about something that happened before the movie started. A fat guy sat near the front, and when he took off his jacket, it […]

Journalistic Mash-up

In which AP reporter Keith Malek conveniently condenses the newspaper into a much briefer, reader-friendly format. Police Blotter/Obituaries/Movie Listings Chelsea resident Steven Romer was arrested on Friday after robbing the grave of Madeline Dawson, a woman who worked tirelessly to provide for her family and who never had an unkind word to say about anyone. […]