Community Voices

This Change That I Found In The Sofa Should Definitely Improve My Credit Score

I know it’s not polite to talk about money, but I just removed the cushion from the sofa, and it’s like fucking Fort Knox in here! Okay, so I exaggerate a bit, but according to my calculations, I have an additional $3.67 which, if I were to apply it to my monthly credit card bill, […]

Point/Counterpoint: George Thorogood

  Point/Counterpoint                       I’m Bad To The Bone                                     By George Thorogood    On the day I was born the nurses all gathered ’round. And they gazed in wide wonder at the joy they had found. The head nurse spoke up. Said “leave this one alone.” She […]

Holy Shit! A Fuckin Tawnado! (By Anthony Brooklyn)

     Me and Joey was walkin down Shore Road in Bay Ridge on Tuesday when all of a sudden, I see this big twisty thing barrelin down the avenue. So I turned to Joey and I axked him, “Hey Joey, am I hallucinatin, or is that a fuckin tawnado?” Joey stotted to ahgue wit me, […]

Point/Counterpoint: Subway

Point/Counterpoint          I’ll Be Really Upset If Terrorists Bomb The Subway                                                                                 By Keith Malek, The Associated Press    If terrorists bomb the subway, I will not be a happy camper. Come to think of it, I’ll never be a happy camper, or a sad camper, or even a neutral camper since I don’t […]

Point/Counterpoint: Skydiving VS. Stepladder

Point/Counterpoint                                         Skydiving Is A Truly Exhilarating Experience                                                                                 By Alan Treacy, The Associated Press      I went skydiving in the Poconos a couple of months ago, and it was the best experience of my life. To call it amazing would be a tremendous understatement. Earth, you are no friend of mine. When […]

Communty Voices: This Knife In My Ribcage Is A Real Thorn In My Side

By Felix Demarest, stabbing victim I need help here. A few minutes ago, someone rammed a six-inch steak knife into my stomach. As you can imagine, this concerns me very much. Aside from the fact that this could cause a large variety of medical problems, it hurts like a bitch. Yes, it’s safe to say […]