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Sarah Palin Warns America: “You’ll Be Fucked With A Capital ‘R’ If You Elect Hillary”

WASILLA, AK– Former Alaska governor and 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin warned Americans that they will be “fucked with a capital ‘R'” if they elect Hillary Clinton for president. Palin issued the dire warning on Fox News’s The O’Reilly Factor.

“Um…I think you meant to say a capital ‘F,'” said the visibly nervous host, Bill O’Reilly. “Oh no,” responded Palin. “I meant what I said. If Hillary gets elected it will be a continuation of the last twelve years of the Obama administration.”

O’Reilly then cut to a commercial, and according to witnesses, was heard screaming, “Whoever booked this woman onto my show again is fucking fired!”

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