WASILLA, AK– Former Alaska governor and 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin warned Americans that they will be “fucked with a capital ‘R'” if they elect Hillary Clinton for president. Palin issued the dire warning on Fox News’s The O’Reilly Factor.
“Um…I think you meant to say a capital ‘F,'” said the visibly nervous host, Bill O’Reilly. “Oh no,” responded Palin. “I meant what I said. If Hillary gets elected it will be a continuation of the last twelve years of the Obama administration.”
O’Reilly then cut to a commercial, and according to witnesses, was heard screaming, “Whoever booked this woman onto my show again is fucking fired!”