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MLB Prepares For Jeter’s Impending Homelessness By Showering Him With Gifts

BRONX– With no source of income in sight come October, Major League Baseball has been showering retiring Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter with gifts, a heartwarming act of charity that has brought a tear to the eyes of millions of people across the country. “It’s a sad but unavoidable fact that after driving in 3,464 hits, […]