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Eight-Year-Old Launches Dramatic, 20 Minute Long Hunger Strike

KILL DEVIL HILLS, NC– A debate between a child and her parents quickly escalated into a dangerous act of civil disobedience on Monday, when Christine Pruva refused to eat her dinner. Her defiance was in response to her parents decision to not allow her to stay up until nine o’clock to watch the television program […]

Derek Jeter To Work Souvenir Stand At Yankee Stadium After Retirement

  BRONX– Most retired athletes choose to become coaches or commentators, but in a surprise move, Yankee slugger Derek Jeter announced on Monday that after he retires at the end of the season, he will work as a cashier in one of the souvenir stands at Yankee Stadium. “I could become the team manager, but […]