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Subway Passengers Go to Great Lengths to Avoid Empty Soda Can Left on Seat

NEW YORK CITY– Commuters were in for quite a scare on Friday morning when an empty soda can was left on one of the seats of the Queens bound F train. “Even though there was nowhere else to sit, no one, myself included, wanted to go anywhere near it,” said passenger Hector Guzman. Neither did […]

So Called “Artists” Who Torture and Murder Animals

Let me start by admitting that I never really liked artists very much to begin with. Whether they’re painters, sculptors, actors (especially actors), writers, musicians, dancers, etc., artists are usually lazy, overgrown children who refuse to actually work for a living. Delusional and arrogant, they always assume that they are the most interesting and important […]