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“I like to read but it makes me sleepy” Claims Lying Woman Who Doesn’t Like To Read

Galloway, NJ– Slightly ashamed of not being an intellectual, but not wanting to actually do anything about it, Kelly Frick of Galloway, New Jersey told friends that the reason why she doesn’t read is because “it makes her sleepy,” a claim that is “an outright lie” according to sources close to the administrative assistant.    […]

I Hate This Commercial

There’s nothing subtle about the message here. If you care about sustainable food and everything that is associated with it (a healthy planet, the welfare of animals, better wages for farmers, the avoidance of multi-national corporations, proper nutrition, etc.) then you’re an elitist snob; maybe even a little effeminate. Instead, be more like Gallagher. Be […]