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Point/Counterpoint I’m Bad To The Bone By George Thorogood On the day I was born the nurses all gathered ’round. And they gazed in wide wonder at the joy they had found. The head nurse spoke up. Said “leave this one alone.” She […]
TANZANIA– A crocodile living in the Serengeti Plain shed real tears on Friday upon hearing the news of the massive school shooting in Newtown, Conneticut. “Twenty-eight people are dead,” the crocodile told reporters, “including twenty children. If that doesn’t make you cry, I don’t know what will.” But even with his reassurances that […]
Cars are being towed from areas affected by Hurricane Sandy, and the owners haven’t been given any notice. One woman was quoted as saying, “Why didn’t we hear about this on the news that they were going to do this?” Well, let’s think about that. Maybe it’s because the nightly news dedicates its coverage […]
….I have a question. If William and Kate’s baby ends up having Down Syndrome, will it still be allowed to run the country some day? We’ve tried that with one of our rulers in this country. He’s currently retired and living in Crawford, Texas.
WASHINGTON, D.C.– On Wednesday, the House of Representatives voted 398-1 in support of a bill banning the use of the word “lunatic” in all federal legislation, causing nutjobs in all fifty states to take to the streets in celebration. Intended to erase outdated or derogatory language from the U.S. legal code, the House vote […]
NEW YORK– In what many are calling an unusual choice, People Magazine has chosen it’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012, and it’s none other than Nate Silver, statistician and creator of the website FiveThirtyEight.com. Silver, who successfully predicted the winner of forty-nine of the fifty states in the 2008 election, and all fifty in […]