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Spoken For

 

Yesterday, Anderson Cooper announced that he’s gay, but I already knew that. I knew that because, about five years ago, he was staring at me on 86th Street.

I politely explained to him that my heart already belongs to Larry King.

 

 

July 3, 2012

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