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Keith Malek Challenges Bob Woodward & Paul Davee To A Swordfight

 

BROOKLYN– They say that the pen is mightier than the sword, but apparently, Keith Malek doesn’t agree. In response to both Bob Woodward and Paul Davee disagreeing with Malek that Steve Irwin’s death was more important than the Watergate scandal, Malek has challenged both men to a sword fight. “Woodward and Davee talk too much,” said Malek, “and we’re going to settle this mano a mano. Actually, since there’s three of us, I guess it would be mano a mano a…mano? Or would it be mano…look, I don’t know. I don’t fucking speak Spanish! Let’s just say that I’m gonna kick their asses!”

When asked about Malek’s threats, Bob Woodward said, “I must reiterate that I have all the respect in the world for Keith, both personally and professionally. I didn’t mean to upset him like this. However, if he’s foolish enough to have a sword fight with both me and Paul Davee at the same time, I say bring it on, bitch! You’re outnumbered!”

Paul Davee was surprised by Malek’s challenge. “I didn’t know that people still settled disputes by having sword fights,” he said. “Didn’t they make that illegal back in the 1970’s?”

 

 

October 19, 2006

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