In regards to all these stories written by Keith Malek about cyclopses, enough is enough! Malek claims that he has developed a “special affinity” for cyclopses, and that he’s trying to provide them with more media attention due to discrimination. However, I’ve personally known Keith Malek for years, and I can tell you that when he writes stories such as “Cyclops Grows Hops And Takes His Crops To The Tops” or “Cyclops With Chops Drops Two Cops,” he’s doing nothing more than entertaining himself. Journalists with integrity write stories because they’re important, not because they rhyme.
April 2, 2007