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Cyclops Grows Hops And Takes His Crops To The Tops

FRANKFURT, GERMANY– In March of 2006, Gustav Von Hegwen, a German cyclops, decided to start his own microbrewery. One year later, Von Hegwen’s beer has swept the European Beer Awards, winning the distinction of Best New Beer and Best New Microbrewery. According to its label, One Eyed Jack is “a robust blend of six different hops with a smooth, crisp taste.” Says Von Hegwen, “When I first created the beer, I drank so much of it that I started to see double, which I guess is the closest I’ll ever come to having two eyes.”

 

 

March 30, 2007

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