Now that it’s summertime, women aren’t allowed to complain about men who wear sandals. Every year, I hear women say that men have ugly, poorly maintained feet, and because of this, they shouldn’t wear sandals. Is that so? Well, the last time I checked, I thought that when you speak to someone, you’re supposed to look them in the eye.
Ladies, let’s make a deal: if you stop looking at my feet while I’m talking to you, I promise to do a better job of pretending that I’m not staring at your tits.
June 7, 2007